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This article, Alfa Legion, is a non-canonical humor article for entertainment purposes. It is not to be taken seriously, and does not need to follow any storyline in particular.

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Alfa Legion
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Founding Chapter:

Alpha Legion

Homeworld:

Swedesia

Color Scheme:

Grey, Blue and Black

Specialization:

Using enemy weaponry and tactics.

Fortress-Monestary:

The Mighty Battle-Pub

Chapter Master:

Alfabusa

Battle Cry:

"Alfa Legionnaires, unite!"

NOTE: This article is not up to date with legion activities, mainly because I'm a lazy bum.

The Alfa Legion is a Loyalist Splinter Chapter of the Alpha Legion. Closely linked with both the Space Wolves and Blood Ravens chapter. They are famous for their ability to adapt and use the enemies' tactics against themselves. They are also known to consort, and even induct Xenos and traitors into their ranks.

History

M.30-32:

In the beginning of The Horus Heresy. One of the first Space Marine Legions, The Alpha Legion , joins Warmaster Horus and the Chaos Gods to go against the Imperium of Man. However, around 700 Space Marines still loyal to the Emperor broke off from the Alpha Legion, and sided with the Imperium during the civil war. As far as records state, they managed to help the Space Marine Legion called the Space Wolves escape a trap that the traitorous Alpha Legion had set up. Sadly, even though the loyalist Legionnaires had intervened, the Space Wolves were still too late to aid the Emperor.
At the end of the Horus Heresy, the Loyalist Alpha Legionnaires were taken in for questioning. To many people's surprise, Primarch Leman Russ of the Space Wolves defended them, and suggested that he and his Legion could keep a close eye on them. The High Lords of Terra and the other Primarchs present agreed to the proposition, under the condition that they are to be kept under surveillance by the Inquisition as well. Leman Russ agreed to the terms, and took the Loyalist Alpha Legionnaires in.
Up until the 2nd founding, these Space Marines used no stealth tactics whatsoever. It was as if they wanted to wipe all similarities between them and their former brothers by all except name. The Loyalist Alpha Legion Space Marines look to the Space Wolves as their new brothers and role models, starting to share their taste for combat-strategies, colours of armor and alcoholic beverages. The impact the Space Wolves’ culture made on these Loyalist Alpha Legionnaires will be made apparent all the way up to the 41st Millennium.


Second Founding:

When Guilliman started dividing the Legions, The Alpha Legion Loyalists formed their own fleet-based Chapter, giving themselves a new name - The Alfa Legion. Their Fortress-Monastery became a giant Battle Barge that they called “The Mighty Battle-Pub”, in honor of the Space Wolves and their love for alcohol.
Due to their traitor legion origins, and the agreement that was made after the Horus Heresy had passed, a branch of the Inquisition called the Ordo Alfus was created to watch over the Alfa Legion from the shadows.
The first of many wars carried out by the Alfa Legion was against a renegade human Empire known as "The Armorian Democracy". They were supposed to have been defeated by the Emperor’s armies long ago, but due to the chaos spawned by the Horus Heresy, they took the advantage and started rebelling. The Alfa Legion, suffice to say, taught the enemies a lesson for betraying the Imperium’s trust. When they reached the Armorian Democracy’s Capital-World called Armorus, they defeated their combined human and xenos armies, and reclaimed the sector to the service of the Imperium.


M.33-36:

The Alfa Legion was kept largely secret from the rest of the galaxy, although rumors persist about them and their existence. During the Wars of Apostasy and the Plague of Unbelief that followed, The Alfa Legion and several other Chapters worked together to help stabilize the Imperium and return the righteous rule of the Emperor. Although the Alfa Legion’s actions went largely unrecorded due to the Ordo Alfus; the Chapters assisting the Alfa Legion never forgot them.


M.37:

The Alfa Legion’s Chapter Master at the time, Alfaloden, decided to attack a Daemon World held by a Traitor Legion called The Emperor’s Children after suddenly discovering it in the midst of a scout-run. This attack ended up as a massive catastrophe. Nearly half the Legion’s members perished from the fight, including Alfaloden, and at least a quarter of the survivors were infected with a Slaaneshi influence. This influence was however managed and properly contained, luckily enough. The Blood Ravens took pity on the Alfa Legion and their plig
Alfaloden

Former Chapter Master 'Alfaloden'.

ht, and decided to help them recruit new members and gain access to a few new planets. Thanks to the Blood Raven’s and their help, the Alfa Legion could recover in a Millenniums time.
It was also during this time that the Alfa Legion first started taking in xenos and even traitors into their fold. This was in part due to influence from the general passive nature of the people that had been recruited from the planet Armorus (or what it currently is called, Armora 5), and also part due to the Legion’s realization that anything can and should be used, as long as it is in the name of the Emperor. The Ordo Alfus was informed about this, but for some strange reason did not take action. Perhaps they wanted to wait and see how it developed. Perhaps it was due to bureaucratical error. Whatever the reason, the Ordo Alfus still kept a close watch for any signs of them turning against the Imperium. The Alfa Legion never did so.

M.38:

The Alfa Legion made a great recovery, and their next campaign took place at the home-sector of the Steel Lords Chapter. They had sent out an astropathic call for aid against the traitorous Alpha Legion, which seemed to be hell-bent on destroying the Chapter and plundering its valuable forges and Librarium. The Alfa Legion swiftly ambushed the Alpha Legions’ fleet from behind in a daring gambit, and the war escalated to such a degree that the Ordo Alfus and the Blood Ravens Chapter became involved as well.

In the end Chapter Master Alfakuba of the Alfa Legion, Chapter Master Jakorov of the Steel Lords and the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens conceived a plan to purge the Alpha Legion from the sector once and for all. The Alfa Legion used the tactics the traitors favored against them, and managed to lead them away from the sector to what seemed to be a random planet in imperial space, where two Chapter Masters, Alfakuba and Jakarov, together with those that volunteered to fight alongside them had supposedly started defending a critical Forge-Shrine filled with “STC blueprints”. This was not actually the truth, but turned out to be a false trail that successfully lured the Alpha Legion away from the Steel Lords’ homeworld.
The Alpha Legion did not realize this double-crossing before they had fully deployed their forces onto the planet, and did not have enough time to get off of it before all of them were swallowed in a massive explosion due to several planetary charges embedded into the planet, which resulted in a huge holy purgation of the world.

The two Chapter Masters that had been on the planet perished as well, but their sacrifice was not forgotten. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A great monument was erected upon the Steel Lords home-world, in honor of their brilliance. The Alfa Legion was gifted both equipment and relics from both the Steel Lords and the Blood Ravens, and they in turn received large amounts of “Emperor-class Alcohol”. The three chapters then went their separate ways, their friendship and alliances sealed in stone for all eternity.


M.39-40

During this millennium, there was little to no records of the Alfa Legion and their doings. The very few existing records tell of a civil war within the Legion that almost resulted in its destruction. It was near the end of this period that most records are intact. They say that during a drift back to Subsector Scandivus, the Mighty Battle-Pub accidently crashed into a forest planet called Swedesia due to not only the large amounts of alcohol the pilots of the barge were drinking, but also due to damage caused by unknown hostile weapons beforehand. After the massive crash, the surprisingly large amount of survivors gathered and tried to re-organize themselves. That is when a battle-bruva by the name of Busa stepped forward, and with large amounts luck, charisma and expertised combat, he took place as the new Chapter Master, and thus became “Alfabusa”.

The Alfa Legion rebuilt and recovered quickly under Alfabusa’s guidance, Swedesia becoming the Alfa Legion’s new homeworld and the crashed Battle-Pub being rebuilt into a ground-based Fortress-Monastery. It was during this time that the Legion underwent some huge changes, so that no large-scale civil war could possibly happen again. The hugest change was that each Company in the Legion became specialized in one unique area, examples being that the Alfa Legion’s navy was assigned fully to the 9th Company’s control, and the 2nd Company gained full control of the Alfa Legion’s vehicle pool, and so forth. The Ordo Alfus looked upon the developments of the Alfa Legion in secret, and found it quite interesting. They decided to place the Legion in quarantine, boxing them inside Subsector Scandivus. The reason for this is up for debate, as it has not yet been established. Perhaps they wanted to poke and push developments of the Alfa Legion to the point where it could become an extremely deadly weapon. Perhaps they were unsure if the Alfa Legion were going corrupt from the amount of xenos and heretics that were redeemed and used in both development and warfare. Nothing has been made certain, except for the fact that the Ordo Alfus has yet never decided to put an end to the Legion.

M.40-41:

During a series of attacks made by the Dark Eldar within the Subsector, a small force of Alfa Legionnaires managed to accidently escape from the quarantine set up by the Ordo Alfus in a chase. That is when the Legion for the first time made contact with the Crimson Tigers Space Marine Chapter. As the Tigers found out about the Alfa Legion, they looked upon it with disgust, and in righteous rage declared a war against it.
The Crimson Tigers and their many allies (including the Novamarines, the Mortificators, the Praetors of Orpheus, the Sons of Guilliman and the Ultramarines), attacked Subsector Scandivus, and managed to invade Swedesia. This war was brutal and long, with many Legionnaires becoming causalities.

However, the Alfa Legion managed to strike back, and the war ended when the Ordo Alfus intervened just after Chapter Master Retinens of the Crimson Tigers had been slain. After this conflict, the Alfa Legion became well-known. Many Space Marine Chapters except the Blood Ravens, The Steel Lords and the Space Wolves now looked upon the Alfa Legion with contempt at the very least. A few Crimson Tigers managed to escape the Legion and are currently stationed near their recruiting worlds, trying to rebuild themselves. Other Crimson Tigers were integrated into the Alfa Legion, increased the size of the legion further.

Nearing the end of the 41st Millennium, the Alfa Legion’s 6th Company was sent out to halt a siege by Chaos invaders located on the planet Cocania V in their newly gained territory. However, during mysterious circumstances the 6th Company never arrived, and was instead flung off course. No traces except for a final distress-signal from the 6th Company Captain Black could be found, and they are now listed as MIA. This huge loss scarred the Legion heavily, and due to them just having exited a ferocious war against many other Space Marine Chapters, they became very vulnerable.
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Chapter badge of the Alfa Legion.

M.41-42:

Due to problems with renegade Guardsmen in the Subsector, the Alfa Legion currently has trouble regaining its strength, resulting in it mostly being stationed on Swedesia, avoiding fights unless necessary. Which is unfortunate, for one of the most crucial wars in Legion history is about to be carried out…


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Planetary map of the Scandivus Subsector.

The Scandivus Subsector

Swedesia, the Alfa Legions' Homeworld is located within the Scandivus Subsector in the Segmentum Obscurus. The largest System in the Subsector is the Swedus System, which Includes Swedesia.

Polonus Prime: The second largest planet in the system after Swedesia. A beautiful green planet. People from Polonus Prime are Brave and Intelligent, but they always happened to be under the rule of fools that stood in the way of their empire to expand in the Dark Age of Technology. Polonus Prime is a recruiting world for Alfa Legion and it supplies Swedesia with its famous Polonian vodka, food, and a myriad of other supplies. Every Person in Polonus Prime must survive 3 years in a fearsome place called Gimbassium. If you pass it you can call yourself a true Polonian and live allong others, young people in there are called gimbusy.

Armora V - A huge hive world, It carries a huge population. Parts of the planet are divided into "states" such as the Iowa state, or the Saxon state, and so on.The average citizen is hardworking, and fairly patriotic, making them excellent recruits for the Alfa Legions' Imperial Guard ranks.

Harena III - A world close to nothing more then a huge sandball. Most of the water is located at the poles, and is surrounded by the savannah whcih includes the majority of the planets wildlife. The inhabitants of this world are tough survivalists, making them exceptional recruits for the Alfa Legion.

Dimidium: Half of the planet is covered by mighty forests and mountains. Whereas the other half is occupied by a massive, slowly expanding Hive City. The deforestation takes time and large amounts of resources, mainly due to the numerous Feral Ork tribes who inhabit the forests.

Ikeaus: The only Forge World in the Scandivus Subsector, The entire Forge World is under command of Magos 'Ingvardion Camprandt'. They are known for selling and delivering their cheap, albeit unassembled products throughout the sector.

Germanis: Large Moon of Swedesia.

Xyleran - An abandoned mining world containing no other known sentient life, this world contains several small, abandoned settlements which were originally mining towns. It is believed that the Space Marines of the Ravens of Xylus 2nd company are currently stranded on the world, after their Strike Cruiser was shot down by a stray missle barrage supposedly fired from Alfa Legion ships. The Alfa Legion's Naval Command has dismissed all claims of this being the case.

Norwesia - Neighbor planet of Swedesia. A self-sufficient garden world inhabited and ruled by a caste of wealthy noblemen. All menial tasks are carried out by its legion of Servitors.

Finda - A Fortress World locked in constant warfare with rebelling armies of Traitor Guardsmen. The planet has cold, inhumane winters and is covered in an eternal night.

Stonia - Unknown

The Judgement of Harrion: Space Hulk orbiting Swedesia.

Italicus - Produces some of the best Pizzas in the Sector.

Cocainia V - [REDACTED BY THE ORDO ALFUS]

Homeworld

The Alfa Legions homeworld; 'Swedesia' is a cold and unforgiving place. A snowy Death World populated by vicious wildlife and primitive Warrior-tribes known as 'Swedakiins'.

Back when the Alfa Legion was still a Fleet-Based Chapter, not long after recieving the Battle Barge known as The Mighty Battle-Pub, The ship's pilots happened to be heavily intoxicated by the Holy Alcohol served upon the ship, and they came to crash on the planet of Swedesia. The ship's massive collison with the planet caused large amounts of dust to be thrown into the atmosphere, halting sunlight from reaching the planet, and effectively causing the planet to enter a seemingly permanent Ice age.

The Alfa Legionnaires claimed the planet as their home and the crashed Battle-Pub was to be used as their Fortress-Monestary.

The planet itself slowly orbits a weak star and is covered by vast landscapes of snow and strange forests. The flora and fauna of Swedesia have amazingly adapted themselves to survive with close to no sunlight. These are a few examples of Swedesian fauna:

Isbjérn - Animals not too unlike the Polar bears of ancient Terra, albeit larger and significantly more dangerous. These creatures are sometimes utilised by both the Swedakiin Tribesmen and Alfa Legion for transportation and in battle.

Mamuth - Giant wooly elephant-like creatures, whose tusks count over 5 meters in length. They are hunted by the Swedakiins for their meat and tusks.


The Swedakiins are the indigenous people of Swedesia. They are violent, muscular Abhumans who grow large beards. They are divided into several clans and tribes. Riding the Isbjérns and wielding their might battleaxes they fight and pillage eachother for territory and resources. Swedakiin culture includes activities such as throwing ale and mead at people, and as a test to prove their strength ride the Mamuth kind in a daring contest of brute endurance.

The Alfa Legion has on some occasions tried to recruit the Swedakiins, but all attempts so far have failed as they seem to have a tendency to beat the crap out of anyone that isn't one of their own.

The Battle-Pub

The Mighty Battle-pub. The most important stronghold of The Alfa Legion. It is the cornerstone of their social lives within the legion. It is a place to plan, to relax, to discuss the general happening in the galaxy. However, the Battle-pub has been destroyed multiple times under a myriad of different cirumstances, leading it to being rebuilt and improved. The latest Iteration features a Pinball machine, and is designed for Deep-Striking from a Capital Ship, to speed up replacement.

Currently, the Battle-pub is in its 4th incarnation, and its predecessors have been reduced to rubble, in chronological order:

Battlepub Mk I: Destroyed by Proxy Dark Eldar, who ambushed a thunderhawk on final Approach, knocking it out of the sky. the destruction of the battlepub led to the discovery of the Portalbox relic by the various legionnaires present at the time of the crash.

Battlepub Mk II: Destroyed twice. the first time was by Havoc Blitzkrieg, who, getting carried away, blew up the battlepub with a Basilisk Earthshaker round. Havoc then went back in time, and disabled the Basilisk by shooting the cannon before it could fire, thus preventing the battlepubs destruction.
The Second Destruction was caused by Stormcloak the Swift, who Destroyed the building to kill a guardsman. was then forced to build the next Iteration alone, and with the constant interruptions of Centurion Chaplain Athellenes offering him beers without end.

Battlepub Mk III: Never completed, destroyed by an Insane Koreon before it could be completed by Stormcloak the Swift, replaced by the Battlepub Mk IV with assistance of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Heraldry

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Chapter Banner of the Alfa Legion.

The Alfa Legionnaires' power armour is painted grey, light blue and black. Some variations of colour exist between the companies, and some degree of personal heraldry occur.

Notable Battles

'The Baldening of 'Cadreleader

The Alfa legion has turned over almost all naval duties to the 9th company, an odd move considering how the 9th company is composed strictly devastators. However under the hand of Captain ‘Bald Admiral’ Cadreleader the 9th company has applied its use of terrifying ordnance delivery to space combat, resulting in some of the most ‘ork-like’ space battles known in the Imperium of Man.

Captain Cadreleader moment of true glory can be brought to the SPESS MOON over the Alfa legions GLORIOUS Homeworld Swedesia. The entire orbital grid had been knocked out by an invading fleet of Chaos warships outnumbering the Alfa legions chapter fleet nearly 20:1 and nearly 30:1 in numbers of capitals. Chapter Master Alfabusa stood on the bridge of the mighty battle barge ‘The Bluminator’ coldly looking out to the Chaos fleet, feeling the cackling admiral of the fleet play with his mind. BUT NOH! The Bald resisted the warp and the bald shall resist the warp once more!

Chapter Master Alfabusa had the blessed the blessed guidance of THE EMPRAH bestowed upon him and had sent his captains out in search of any and all aid they could muster for the coming SPESS BATTUL. Turning back to the communications officer, Chapter Master Alfabusa slumped his shoulders as he knew he would FHAEL THE EMPRAH in the coming space battle. The Chaos fleet advanced, much like the puckered advance of Commander Boreales forever receding hairline, fear was felt all throughout the fleet.

Suddenly Before the bridge of the Steve-bluming-onion a mighty warp gate opened, directly over the Chaos fleet. Captain Cadreleader of the 9th company had arrived riding a Grand cruiser like a mighty steed onto the field of battle. Chapter Master Alfabusa stood in awe as the captain led a combined force of nine emperor class battleships and their supporting fleets directly through the center of the Chaos fleet, each ship wildly doing barrel rolls while shooting every weapon. The ship to ship vox officer was clawing his earpiece off in a vain attempt to preserve his hearing as deafening screams of “FHOR THE EMPRAH!!!!!!” filled the bridge.

The sight was a truly magnificent display of Imperial firepower, it looked like the orks were invading times two. The sheer tactical genius in such a massed fleet maneuver made Creed on cadia look to the sky and shed a single manly tear before going back to planning how to effectively fit an imperator titan in a spent bolter casing. Chapter Master Alfabusa stood before the mighty scene as Captain Cadreleader jumped from the grand cruiser he was on directly through the bridge window of a Chaos battleship. After what seemed like only a few moments the Chaos battleship began immediately ramming the nearest Chaos capital before blowing its entire munitions load all over the bridge of the offending capital ship.

The battle was incredibly short by naval standards, 34 minutes later the entire Chaos fleet was in ruins as their smoking engine ports and blown munitions loads made it clear the stamina filled Imperial ships were the clear victors over the crippled and abused Chaos fleet.

Captain Cadreleader received the highest naval honor from the chapter that day from Chapter Master Alfabusa himself, the almighty title of ‘Bald Admiral’ of the chapter.

The Rising Spear

The 12th Company, regarded as a dishonoured company by the rest causes of it's Former Captain, was given over to Ares to command and the very first of their engagements was against the Imperial Guard Rebellion which was rife all over Swedesia. The 12th was ordered by Alfabusa himself to deal with the Rebel Guard while the rest of the Chapter prepared for the imminent Invasion of the Crimson Tigers. During the entire engagement, Ares fought at the front line, providing a great morale boost with Oratory and Conviction in the Emperor and his power.
With Zeal and Fury did the 12th descend upon the Rebel guard. They barely Kept the Rebel Guard in check for 3 days, and suffered some casualties because of it.

When Ares fully Implemented rapid teleportation technology into the Company however, the tide turned, and the Rebel Guard was pushed back to their strongholds on the 4th day. Undaunted, the 12th Company quickly gathered up, and assaulted one of the three major Strongholds on the 5th Day, leaving the rest of Swedesia seemingly open for a counter-attack.

On the 6th day, The Rebel Guard Made their move, and tried attacking the BattlePub, Alfabusa prepared his defences, but to his surprise, the Entire 12th Company suddenly appeared in front of the Rebel Guard army, and viciously attacked, turning the snow red with human blood, and littering it with a lot of Wrecked Leman Russ tanks. The Guard Army took 65% Losses before they had to retreat from the onslaught. Taking no break, the 12th company attacked the 2nd Stronghold on the same day, taking them by surprise and swiftly taking the stronghold.

On the 7th day the whole 12th Company, with Ares at their lead, appeared at the last stronghold, and demanded An unconditional Surrender. The Rebels Complied, and threw their leader over the walls to be dealt with. Ares himself took a Bolt Pistol and shot the Leader in the head, and proceeded to hand the rebels over to the Imperial Guard for trial.

For Ares and the 12th Company's Actions, the 12th Company was dubbed "The Spear of Swedesia". Honoured Beyond Measure, and having regained their honour, even at a cost of over 35 Battle-Bruvas, they Gathered back at the Battle-Pub, recovering, and preparing for the war ahead of them. When the time comes, the 12th Company will not be found wanting...

Loss Of The 6th Company

During the siege of Cocainia V, The 6th Company were called to completely destroy all heretical forces with the use of their advanced noise weapon technology. However, they were flung off course because their Navigator was distracted and delayed by a certain picture. As soon as their battle barges pierced through the dark veil, they were lost forever, taken by the darkness of the Warp itself. Their current status and location is unknown, and there has been no contact aside from a single distress signal from Company Captain Black. The entire company is now listed as MIA and the search for their Battle Barge continues, due to very valuable relics supposedly held upon the ship. One such relic is the Legendary Steve Blum Sound Screamer Cannon, AKA, The BlumMasta. A devastating cannon, supposedly created by the legendary Psyker, Steve Blum, who was able to control numerous amounts of people, and "Speak through them," as if he were them.

Without the aid of the sixth company, Cocainia V fell, and the forces of Chaos gained access to near limitless supplies of the best Cocaine.

Combat Doctrine

The Alfa Legion frequently uses the manouver "Steel Rain", which involves multiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive deep strikes against their foes, as adopted from the Blood Ravens chapter.

Each Company of the Alfa Legion has their own doctrine. For example, a tactic called 'Baldrealis' is peformed exclusively by the 3rd Company, which involves blinding the enemy with photos of Captain Boreales baldness.

Chapter Master Alfabusa often leads the Chapter into battle equipped with his favoured and blessed weapons which are known to be the mighty power fist dubbed; 'The Fist of Calvitium', and a melta pistol (also known as an inferno gun - used by the inquisition to an extent).

They are also known for bringing their relics into battle, as well as stealing both the enemies weaponry and tactics to use against them. The Alfa Legion commonly utilizes experimental weaponry, such as Plague-based weapons and advanced Noise weaponry.

Their Naval doctrine is heavily different from the ground doctrine, mostly because the 9th company is about as effective as a redshirt guardsman with a toothpick fighting a bio-titan when deployed on the ground.

Gene-Seed

The gene-seed of the Alfa Legion is still capable of producing all nineteen organ implants that facilitate the transformation of a normal man into a Space Marine. Although due to a terrible accident in the chapters Apothecarion, the members of the Alfa Legion possess a mutation that prevents hair-growth. Some marines make up for this by wearing the holy Astartes-Pattern Wigs, designed specifically by the Adeptus Biologicus for the Alfa Legion to counter effect Astartes - Pattern baldness, often suffered by Indrick Boreale, who was one of the founding marines of this hair saving technique.

Relics

The Alfa Legion is known for recieveing many gifts from other chapters, as well as finding unusual amounts of relics. It is assumed that most of the found artifacts on their planet are actually parts of the crashed wreckage of their Battle-Pub.


The Sacred Toasted Sammich Maker - This was a long lost relic of the dark ages. It was found by Dr. White during his searched through the battle-pubs attic one boring wednesday afternoon. With its mighty titan class plasma-heated toasting plates, it is capable of making meals so fulfulling and tasty that even a astartes will be satisfied for several days. The machine spirit itself makes sure that the toasties it creates are perfect.

All attempts by the Adeptus mechanicus to procure the device for study have failed, as White refuses to release it stating "Fuck off, its mine".

'The Bathblade' - A unique Super-heavy assault transport of unknown origin. A gigantic mobile fortress on tracks. It is armed with various counter-plague weapons such as the 'Brush Cannon' that using its needle thrower to shower the enemies with tiny plasma needles. As well as several 'Bleacher cannons' that fire cleaning acid. It is also equipped with a mighty 'Soap Mortar' that bombards the enemy with sanctioned soap.

As Chapter Master Alfabusa suggests, it is best deployed for use against the forces of Nurgle, as it is extremely effective at this.

The Bathblade was first found by the Techpriests of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They tried several times to get rid of the monstrosity, because even they didn't want it. It was offered to several Space Marine chapters but all of them refused. Most likely because they would get laughed at by fellow Chapters. The Alfa Legion however, accepted the gift gladly.

'The Kitchen Raider' - The Twin-spirit of the bathblade, Armed with two devastating sponston-mounted Bathtub-cannons, The Laundry assault cannon with Mastercrafted Soap-ammunition, and the BALD banner. Recommended in deployments against Nurgle troops. The Kitchen Raider is the courtesy of Waroth, The Krogan Obliterator.

'The BlumMasta' - A modified Blastmaster cannon, purified to only play the approved words of the mighty Steve Blum.

'Disco-Titan Pubbus' - A Warhound titan gifted by the Collegia Titanica and modified by the chapters Techpriests to incorporate a powerful Sonic Weapon Electric Guitar. It is also outfitted with a DDU (Disco Dance Unit) that overrides the titans Movement-cores and allows the titan use devastating dance moves against the enemy.

'The Sword-Russ' - A Leman Russ variant with all of its ranged weapons replaced with Chainswords. It is manned only by Commissars and is currently in the possession of [REDACTED BY THE ORDO ALFUS].

'The Land Raver' - A strange Land Raider with Sonic Weaponry found one Thursday evening when the Alfa Legion was purging heretics on a planet near the Eye of Terror. Techmarines of the chapter have tried purifying it, but resulted in one of them going insane. According to the Techmarines it can only be piloted by Noise Marines.

'The Main Cannot' - A cannot held secret by the chapter. It uses a Chapter baldness as ammo and is supposedly designed for taking down Craftworlds, though has never been tested.

'The Levitating Soap Stand' - Allegedly found by a certain chaos sorceror of the chapter, it is as its name says, a soap stand that levitates. Used to refuel and supply ammunitions to the various vehicles of the chapter in combat situations. Also has a built in lascannon.

'The Plasmelta series of Firearms' - A Series of weapons created by the unholy union of a Plasma Pistol and a Melta Gun pistol, their offspring are as dangerous as they are colorful, being able to fire armor-piercing charged shots, as well as simulataneously firing a hot wave of melta. Captain Earndil is credited with the construction of this weapon for as he says "Well, Plasma looked kinda lonely since his wife left, so I took him to a pistol brothel and hooked him up with Melta. Eh, might've ended in his ex-wife's death, but honestly, it was worth it for these little beauties."

'The Railblade' - A peice of floating technoheresy that is simply a baneblade that someone has replaced the guns with railguns and a very experimental anti grav generator (prone to breaking down). it is usualy found near the basilisks sniping everything that moves on the distant battlefeild, it was given to the alfa legion by some weeaboo faggot with split personality disorder.


Chapter Fleet

The Alfa Legion posesses a formidable fleet, which is commandeered almost exclusively by the 9th Company. These are the most notable ships of the Chapter fleet.

• 'The Mighty Battle-Pub'

• Battle Barge 'The Bluminator'

• Battle Barge 'The Steve-bluming-onion'

• Battle Barge 'Litany of Bald'

Battle Barge 'Kitten Master'

Strike Cruiser 'WUB-WUB'

• Strike Cruiser 'Björk'

• Strike Cruiser 'Bald's Fury'

• Strike Cruiser 'Steel Strike'

• Strike Cruiser 'Swedesian Steel'

Quotes

"I love how you managed to perfectly paint Diomedes/Boreale's fake tan."
—Chapter Master Alfabusa
"Now my pancake armour is delicious."
—Battle-Brother Kalljethron
"Banshee are good in dying."
—Battle-Brother Koreon
"Want to extract my gene SEED some time?"
—Battle-Brother Dr.Steak
"Is that a Guardsman tied to a bolter?"
—Battle-Brother Dr.White
"Boreale wasn't the hero Kaurava wanted, but he's the hero Kaurava got."
—Earndil, Captain of the 5th Company
"THE LOUDEST FAGGOTS IN THE LEGION!"
—Noise Champion Black, Captain of the 6th Company

Notable Members


Alfabusa - Chapter Master - Our Lord and Founder.
TheCakeMaker -' Captain of the 1st Company/ Honor Guard
- I SHALL DEFEAT SAWYER
Brother Vallaeus - Captain of the 2nd Company - ULTRAFAP.
White - Captain of the 3rd Company - STORMTROOPERS AND BOOZE                                                 
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ThunderPsyker - Captain of the 4th Company - Fuck this, I have Baneblades
Earndil -
Captain of the 5th Company - "Plasma Gun Chronicles"
Noise Champion Black -
Captain of the 6th Company - Goes to 11
Kage, The Retarded Laugh Marine -
Captain of 7th Company - BAHAHAHAHAHAH
Borealic Maiden -
Captain of the 8th Company
Cadreleader Corvus -
Captain of the 9th Company
Lord Commissar Wolf - Captain of the 11th Company

Ares - Captain of the 12th Company - "Fuck this shit, I am out of here"
Nexus - Champion Plague

Necron Techie - Chapter Technician - Xenos Speciality - Weapon and Drone creation.
Doctor Sierra - Chapter *REDACTED* and Wig Supplier
Kalljethron - Mad Scientist
John Stalvern - Loyalist Daemon and Fanatic
Commissar Kyubey - Chapter Commissar
Waroth - Krogan Librarian Obliterator, Parttime Inquisitor of Ordo Orgasmicus
Dr. White - Psyker and Doctor.
Castro / Lonar - Chapter Artist/Painter
God Emperor - Emprah
Brandon - Lazy Cloudnought
Eliphas - Chaos Lord
Koreon - Designer, Chief Librarian
Inquisitor Lampshade - Lord of all Lighting
Billy-Bob - Comedian
Dansewee - Servitor   

Revanite1 - Recruit
DarkAvenger2411 - Word Bearer
Dr. Steak - Glorious Steak Warrior.
Captain Cirno - Distraction Squad Alpha
XHavocX - Cook
Nginferno - Chaos Sorceror and Librarian in disguise
Slightly Less Lowly Sergeant - As the name implies
Loth Commissar Yarrick - Commissar Secondary
Kyubey - BaneBlade Support Agent
Failsnake - Daemon Prince - Cursed with fail.
ComR4dE - Artillery Spotter
Duffman123 - Brewmaster
emp.Area51 - Initiate - Metal Box Tech Division
AngryMarine - Anger Management Divison
Topmathias - Artillery Marine
Cedim - Webway Cleaner
Ikidarsha - Angry Marine Tech Manager
Easley - cupcakes and death(former master of the forge)
Tzeentch - Local Chaos Deity
The Milk Man - Chapter Bartender
Lord Steve Blum the Inheritor- Extremely Powerful Marine,Slays Blood Thirsters with voice acting
Prince_Barin - Apothecary
Greve Sparf - Sternguard Veteran Sergeant
Davian Thule - Venerable Dreadnough
ChaosSorcerorKilljoy - DDD (Designated Drunk Dreadnought)
Shnooze - Rotting mess of Noise​
Squad_Trooper - Honour Guard - "Teamwork is Sorcery."
Chairmaster Stargate_Nerd - The chapter's Master of Chairs.
Ciphas Cain - "Defeating the galaxy with sarcasm, wit and a devilish smile"
Head Chaplain Stormcloak the Swift = Chaos Chaplain Raptor, Advisor and Artist.
Kapitän - Imperial Guardsman - "But, sir--*BLAM*"
Boston Street Sweeper - Has a deep dark secret, that if discovered, will lead the Imperium to hunt. Him. Down.
LarryLuxus - Da sneakiest Ork around here
Cogsnag the gentleman Ork - The only one of his kind is at least 30,000 years old "Would you like to join me for tea?"


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Companies

These are the current companies of The Alfa Legion. The numbers and members are constantly shifting, it would be a fools hope to track who would be in each at all times, due to the chaotic nature of the chapter . But this is the current documentation for doing so. In current records - there are 12 present companies, each having varied numbers. All companies have sacred duties, symbols, tactics and of course, equipment specialized to their degree of duty as proclaimed and acknowledged by our faithful Chapter master Alfabusa, and his Veteran Guard which set the example for the chapter.



1st Company

The 1st Company Badge

1st Company - "The Honor Guard"
TheCakeMaker - Captain
[L!F3] Dr. White, Psyker - Sergeant
Van_Hicksing_UK
[-AL-] Veteran-Bruder Lonar
Failsnake
Eliphas the Inheritor
General Sturnn
Punishment
Keldin
Floofus [V-M]
Reclusiarch Grimaldus
Lord Steve Blum The Inheritor
AWarGuy
Squad_Trooper
Dr. Steak
Jaded Mask
Khornate Daemon Prince Zeimaste
sigvardsteel {C}



2nd Company

The 2nd Company Badge

2nd Company - "Utilizes many kinds of armor and vehicles"
Brother Vallaeus - Captain
The Dakkanator - Veteran Sergeant
{VOK} BIG BOSS
FireNewb
C0MR4DE
{RoFL}Sgt. Sarge*
Ikidarsha
Brandon
Davian Thule
AngryMarine
Kasrkin Saser
Exterminatech_Marine_Kline
Star Adder
.:GRB:. Silber:
Jaeniern Kael
Athellenas
Toxicz
Ancient Fusiticus
Warmaster Radec


3rd company

The 3rd Company Badge

3rd Company - "Shitloads of Stormtroopers."
Dr. White - Captain

Lord Commissar Vangeist
Billy-Bob
Tangus
Banefieldeth
Brandon
Captain Titus
Remembrancer Tangus
LarryLuxus {C}




4th Company

The 4th Company Badge

4th Company - "Uses many variants of the mighty Baneblade"
ThunderPsyker - Captain
COMMISSAR FUKLAW
[RB] StupidLikeAFox
slightly less lowly sergeant
General Karl von Korbinian
The God Emperor
mrgrunt
Old man Angelos
Wilcol
Cirno
Ambrute
deadlemming
Fanofwar40k {C}
Seegineer

Panda


5th company

The 5th Company Badge

5th Company - "CQC with Plague-based weapons"
Earndil - Captain
MarchingHammers
[BTac] Iron Warrior Zorlok
Adam Jensen
Radec(Brikkfist The Stormnob)
The Duke of Derpshire
Plague terminator Damnos
Gareth Gobecoque


6th Company

The 6th Company Badge

6th Company [MIA-CURRENT STATUS UNKNOWN] - "Use of advanced noise technology" Noise Champion Black - Captain


NOOBINATOR™

Easley

Bigglesworth

Tom

[FR] DarkHunter17


Spellknite


Garrot


Surplus Barbeques [JIT] Nash Raven-Glock DarkAvenger2411 [BTac]

Iron Warrior Zorlok


Choir Master Nightmare


Suchar


BassMarine

[FIN] {C}


7th Company

The 7th Company Badge

7th Company - "Full Assault via retarded laughs and combustions"
Kage, The Retarded Laugh Marine - Captain
Lord Commissar Kyubey
CREEEEEED!!!Ranger
drover95
Pepsiman
An Awe-Inspiring DJ Pony
[FRAG] Maj. Gen Daniel [RIP-SA]
Tekrano-4 days![V-T]
Assault Marine
Apothecary Gorox7
Chairmaster Stargate_Nerd
Ven [V-T]
xHAVOCx
Khaine
Vanguard Veteran Snerfalgus
petra1965
SkyDiver Pyralis
Erich teh Assault muhreen
Brother Liam
Jubas
Battle Brother Evans {C}


8th Company

The 8th Company Badge

8th Company - "Defensive Terminator Tortoise formations with use of flamers and hammers"
Bahld Borealic Maiden - Captain
Zeldalad
Shnooze
Mugman Major Blackmore
Infinite
SPESS MEHRENS
NinjaBob
Reaver
FIDo Del Castro
Adaptus
Jack the Techpriest Dragon
NgInferno {C}


9th Company

The 9th Company Badge

9th Company - "Naval geniuses by imperial standards, ground based problems tend to result in the company driving ships into the planet. The 9th company is also the largest company."
''
Cadreleader Corvus - Captain'
The Milk Man
Borealic Feilure
Sven Sammulsson
Shalderave
Hatchet Harry
Klaw
The god emperor
Shas'O Vior'la Shovah
[D'sIS]Duffman123
Retinens the Hero
King of Butthurt
Asstits
uSsSu Rocketmac
Orange!
Redlief
Head Chaplain Stormcloak the Swift
bjjh97
Captain Diomodes
Deoxys
unknown
Inquisitor Assassin Magnus
Thall
Phantam
Headcrabwarrior
Bruva Aleksandros
Necron Overlord Gruncle:
GaryGibbon
10538
dead dan
Sgtcandy
Commissar RocketMac
BlueFlytrap
hazard58
Bahld Borealic Maiden
black_legion
Moltova
Tomb Spyder
DrDeadpool1337
天理何在
Spudmeister
B0bthebum
Dingus
ThePinkiePieGuy
195q1
Necron Overlord Gruncle





11th Company

The 11th Company Badge

11th Company - "We hammer teh enemeh with artillery and air power, then use said air power and jump jets/pods/jetbikes to clean up."

Lord Commissar Wolf - Captain





12th Company

The 12th Company Badge

12th Company - "We use Personal Teleporters to get as close as possible to chop them to tiny little bits!"

Ares - Captain
Eldrad Ulthran
Arto
Soldier of Darkness
Ciphas Cain
Warmek Hdudephoenix
Path Taufinder
JREYN1550
Huller
Boston Street Sweeper
Sanguis Corvus
Vindicare Xero
Moon
Def
Oatsey the animate helmet
Warp Loner Harkus (Khorneflakes)
Grunt
Likhos The Scylla Medic
Mortarion
JammySatsuma
MarcusEFN
Angron Thal'kyr
Apothecary Death
Jak'rai
Riften
Wild__Mike
Cuppycake
MikeJMurdock
Booda the mad
Delred
Sir Salmon
Araghast
Chaos Sorceror Killjoy
Demonlord, Lord of Cheesecake
Kaidon
Einfachkreig
Argus the Bold and Foolish
Mourne KC
Danny
Bolo MK. XXXIII 'Deltus'
Brother-Sergeant Winter
Captain Forrix
Corvus Corax
fritts the chaos sorcerer (alfaL)
Inquisitor Overlord
Leman Russ
Tzeentch
Lord Castellan Usakar E. Creed
Magnus The Red
Pandicoc
Reclusiarch General Grimaldus - Company Chaplain
Rahilblitz
Ranger Nyu
Reedy
Sanguinius
TechPriestKardel
Techscot
The Cleaner
[GMG] S_I_V (FIN)
Admiral Anderson
landraider99
Prometheus Tech Maximus
Lord Commissar Fancycakes
Lmpwrkr
random 1338
Sprinkle Dinkles
Darkminster
curlyboldandfoolish
Adam Awake
Weaponsmaster Havoc Blitzkrieg
Nerven Qwayzar
KINDRICK NOREALEUM
Pariah lord Ahryn
Reclusiarch Chaplain Grimaldus
Techmage Champion Xerxes
sangheliswordsman
Alpharuis Anonymous
Christie the Ravener
♌(゜∇、°)♑
Generalbert118
Cornucopia
Grey Fox
[15th] Andersson
scrdest
☤Commissar Brian☤
Brown Lion (alexander)®™
da sentry
Kharn the Betrayer
Master
The Scottish Gentlemen
The Unholy Swarmlord
vodkafex
Solstice_The_Raptor_Apothecary
Ish
D3NN-15 Combat Bot
Hazza, not a tactical genuis
Kesh'Che
General Whiskers the great Goat

Alfa Legion in Tabletop

The Following rules are best meant for use in the Space Marines codex.


HQ:
Chapter Master Alfabusa
Unit Type:
Infantry

WS6 BS5 S4 T4 W3 A3 I1 LD10 Sv+2

Wargear: Artificer armor, Master crafted power dildo, Inferno pistol

Special rules:

Independent character: Though Alfabusa is an Independent Character, Nexus and Alfabusa always treated as a squad, and must stay within coherency of eachother. Whenever Alfabusa joins a squad however, they are all treated as a part of the same squad.

Orbital Bombardment

Balding Aura: Chapter Master Alfabusa has a +3 Homosexuality save

Shining Baldness: Alfabusa's scalp has been waxed and polished to a mirror shine, it has been known to blind enemies who look directly at it. In your opponents shooting phase, any shots directed at Alfabusa are reduced to BS1. This effect only applies to Chapter Master Alfabusa and not any unit he may be attached to or near.

With friends like these: Any army that includes Chapter Master Alfabusa as a HQ choice MUST also include Champion Plague Nexus.



HQ:
Champion Plague Nexus
Unit Type:
Infantry

WS5 BS0 S4 T5 W2 A3 I1 LD8 Sv+3

Wargear: Mark Of Nurgle, Master-Crafted two-handed Power weapon

Special rules:

No fun allowed: While Nexus is in play, Neither players are allowed to express any joy or excitement. This rule is in effect until Nexus is removed as a casualty.

Kickhammer: If Champion Plague Nexus is attached to a unit roll a D6 for each model at the start of your shooting phase. On a +3 the model has either kissed enough ass or remained somber and joyless for Nexus to ignore them. If the test is failed, the model is ejected from the squad (use a D6 and scatter dice to determine distance and direction). Ejected models cannot shoot this turn. Ejected models return to squad formation in the following turn.

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